About Me
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a poor widow who had an only daughter named Anaastazia, and a cow named Milky-White. And all they had to live on was the milk the cow gave every morning, which they carried to the market and sold. But one morning Milky-White gave no milk, and they didn't know what to do. So Anastazia sold the cow for some beans which she planted in the ground and they grew really tall and lead to a giant's house in the clouds - you know, nothing really out of the ordinary. So Anastazia climbed the beanstalk, basically stole some nice stuff she thought would bring in big bucks at the pawn shop. The giant was being a wuss about all the stealing, and actually had the nerve to try to kill Anastazia. Luckily, Anastazia slid down the beanstalk and chopped it down, getting away scott free. The End.
All of that is acutally true except my mother isn't a widow, we don't own a cow named Milky-White who gave no milk, and I never planted magical beans that grew up into the sky. I actually just grew up in the Mid-West and the West Coast, and was transplanted into the South around age 9. I go to college full-time (working on a Bachelor's in Psychology), work part-time at a 'frozen treat' chain, and run my own clothing and accessories shop called Maybe Someday on Etsy. Way more interesting than the first story, right?